A friend of mine sent me these directions. Whether you drink alcohol or not, I think you’ll agree with me that this is hilarious.
Proverbs 17:22 says laughter is good medicine, so let’s get healthy.
How to Cook a Turkey…
Step 1: Buy a turkey
Step 2: Have a glass of wine
Step 3: Stuff turkey
Step 4: Have a glass of wine
Step 5: Put turkey in oven
Step 6: Relax and have a glass of wine
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Wine of glass another get
Step 9: Hunt for meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11: Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Tet the sable
Step 14: Grab another wottle of bine
Step 15: Turk the carvey
Taking a laughter break with you,
Dave Maynard
https://bsssb-llc.com